League News

Jahmyroquai delivered the Week 3 thunder, blasting Love Hurts 217.52–172.63 in the league’s biggest blowout. The 217.52-point eruption was also the week’s highest team score, and with a perfect 3-0 record, Jahmyroquai remains perched at #1 and in the first-round bye position. Somebody check whether that lineup came with cheat codes. The closest contest belonged to JSNlover911, who edged Im in love with a Stribber 148.12–128.51. That win moved JSNlover911 to 2-1 and kept the team in playoff position, while Im in love with a Stribber sits at 1-2 and has some ground to make up with 11 regular-season weeks still remaining. Brock Purdy was the week’s fantasy wrecking ball, piling up 53.52 points for Chase Bank: Burrow Branch. That team is now 2-1 and sitting fourth, while Bling Blingaman owns the league’s highest total points for at 572.02 despite the same 2-1 record. Clearly, the scoreboard is keeping receipts—even when the standings refuse to hand out extra credit. The playoff race is already getting crowded: seven teams currently occupy the playoff field, with Fantasy Football Team and Pukakke waiting just outside on the bubble at 2-1. Meanwhile, Quontom Leap also stands unbeaten at 3-0 in second place, and the bottom four teams are still searching for their first win. Week 3 brought fireworks; Week 4 gets to decide who was actually holding the lighter.